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Subject: For All Nails #51d: Victoria's Secret (Part 4)

"All these black people are screwing up my democracy."
- Ian Smith


Extracts from Hansard
Parliament of Victoria
19 March 1973

SPEAKER: The Chair recognizes the honorable member from
Mombasa North.

for the honorable Prime Minister...

question time is for.

[Laughter from Victoria United Party benches]

MR. SCHARPING: _If_ I may, Mr. Prime Minister, I have a
question about an issue that has been much in the news of
late; namely, the trial of Victoria Madoka.  I would like
to know how your government justifies its pursuit of an
indictment against this woman.

MR. PATTEN: As the honorable member is aware, it was not
my government's decision to indict; it was the public
prosecutor's decision.  I need hardly remind you, need I,
that the independence of the public prosecutor is
guaranteed by our Constitution, and that I fully respect
that independence.

MR. SCHARPING: Be that as it may, I believe there are
reasonable grounds to question the wisdom of pursuing an
indictment under these circumstances.  The accused, I
believe, is a citizen of Victoria...

[Hisses from some of the Conservative and Victoria United

MR. SCHARPING: As I said, a citizen of Victoria, and she
voiced her electoral preferences at a bar association
meeting where they were most unlikely to lead to any
breach of the peace.  I was present at that meeting, sir,
and I can testify that her demeanor was calm and her
arguments were reasoned.  I have the honor of being an
attorney, and I can't remember any other time that an
indictment was sought under such circumstances.  I think
a reasonable person might be forgiven for believing, in
light of all this, that the current government is taking
a somewhat... selective attitude toward our constitutional

MR. PATTEN: Perhaps you had better ask this question of
the Attorney General during his question time.

MR. SCHARPING: In the event of a conviction, would the
honorable Prime Minister consider a pardon?

MR. PATTEN: I will consider all things in their due time,
but it's certainly silly to consider a pardon before
justice has run its course.  Are there any more questions
from the floor... yes, the honorable member from Nakuru-

Conservative Party, I also have a question about the
Madoka case.  I note that throughout this session, and in
public comment, the honorable Prime Minister seems to
have taken pains to disassociate himself from it.

MR. PATTEN: Is that a question, Mr. Melenchon?

MR. MELENCHON: No, sir, an observation, but I am curious
about why you seem to have so studiously declined to
endorse the actions of the public prosecutor's office.
Can it be that you consider it an embarrassment when the
public prosecutor enforces the law?

[Cheers from the Conservative benches]

SPEAKER [gaveling]: Order!

MR. PATTEN: As you know well, sir, neither I nor the
government of Victoria have ever been anything less than
zealous in pursuit of law and order...

[Cheers from the Victoria United benches]

MR. PATTEN: But it is precisely because we enforce the
law without fear or favor that I do not take a position
on a pending criminal case.  The enforcement of the law,
Mr. Melenchon, is simply not a political matter.

MR. MELENCHON: But isn't sedition a political matter, Mr.
Prime Minister?  This country is in danger - yes, in
danger of its very existence - from black revolutionaries,
so should it not be the policy of this government to
pursue them wherever they are, and to fully endorse the
actions taken against them by the public prosecutor?
Even, dare I say, when they wear lawyer's robes?

[Sustained cheering from the Conservative benches]

SPEAKER [gaveling]: Order!  Remember where you are!

MR. PATTEN: I yield to none, Mr. Melenchon, in my will to
combat the menace of black revolutionaries.  As you are
aware - as, I daresay, you are well aware - this danger
was among the reasons why my party entered into a compact
with your own.  You have no right - none at all - to
impugn my determination to protect the Victorian way of
life.  But I feel, as is only proper in a constitutional
system of government, that the law should be left to
those bound to enforce it...


Government House
Nairobi, Victoria
19 March 1973

"So how did you like _that_, John?" asked Richard Patten.

"Not a bit," answered the Foreign Secretary, John Amalfi.
"Do you think Harry put him up to it?"

"This is Melenchon we're talking about," responded the
Victoria United Party's parliamentary whip, Alistair
Reid.  "I doubt he'd remember to breathe if Harry didn't
leave him a note."

"Point taken," Amalfi said.  "So what the hell is Harry
up to, then?  You'd almost think the Conservatives were
part of the opposition, the way Melenchon carried on."

"Unfortunately," said Reid, "I think they are."

"Do you mean they're going to quit the government?"
asked Amalfi.

"They hardly need to," answered Patten, "given that we
have to hold an election within two months.  I think
what Alistair means is that they'll be running against
us as much as the Democrats and Liberals."

"That's about it," Reid said.

"But what do they have to gain by weakening us?" asked
Amalfi.  "We're their bloody partners."

"Strength within the partnership," said Patten.  "The
more seats they have compared to us, the more of the
shots they can call - and our seats are the most natural
place for them to make gains.  They're playing to the
Goldies and the working class, don't think they aren't."

"So for the next two months, we're going to have to
listen to the Democrats telling us we're threatening the
constitution _and_ the Conservatives telling us we're
soft on the nogs?"

"You've got it, John," Patten said.  "I knew I had a bad
feeling about this bloody Madoka case..."


Extracts from Hansard
Parliament of Victoria
20 March 1973

four years have been years of great achievement in
Victoria.  Our economy has grown apace, industrialization
has proceeded, we have made great strides in providing
education and health care for all our citizens...

... it is our new immigrants, as always, that are our
greatest resource, and these have come in record numbers
during the tenure of the present government.  And they
have come, I say to you, for the reason that they have a
better chance of realizing their dreams here in Victoria
than in any other place.  In the CNA, those not of 'good
family' are invited to stay where they are; in the USM,
immigrants and native-born citizens alike are hemmed in
by a Byzantine web of regulation.  Only here in Victoria
can the son of a hod carrier grow up to sit in
Parliament.  It is this that gives Victoria its dynamism,
and it is this - this - that strikes fear into the North
Americans lest their own people demand what is due them.
I take great pride in my contribution to bringing these
valuable and cherished citizens to our nation...

... As I said, these past four years have been good
years, and I fully believe that this government deserves
a chance to make the next four even better.

[Sustained cheers from the Victoria United benches]

Nevertheless, that decision is left to the people, as it
must be in a free society, and it is once again time for
the choice to be made.  I must call a general election,
and I hereby do, to be held on the seventeenth of May...


Jonathan I. Edelstein in Kew Gardens, NY

"It's been a lot of fun." -- in memoriam, Alison Brooks